Facebook Realities

November 7, 2019

Facebook Realities

Thank you once again for visiting the site.

Today’s comic was inspired by a friend of mine, who in person complains a lot about his life, but on facebook seems to be having the best life ever.

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Also, I have one for Thanksgiving I am looking forward to showing you so definitely check that out.

Have a great week, and try to ignore the fake lives of facebook.

WOKE ALLY

October 31, 2019

WOKE ALLY

Happy Halloween, all! Let’s celebrate with the superhero of our times.

This hero seems to be everywhere nowadays, but especially in places like social media where words count more than deeds and sacrifices. This hero gives up nothing, but calls out everything, and I’m hoping for his nemesis, Reality Man, to come save us soon. Check back each week and there may be a sequel.

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Cory Makes Movies Right – Pacific Rim

October 24, 2019

Cory Makes Movies Right – Pacific Rim

Don’t get me wrong, Pacific Rim was a perfectly fun movie, but the whole time I was watching I kept thinking there’s an easier way for them to kill these big Kaiju. Just in case giant monsters ever do attack, we have a battle plan right here.

This is based on a sketch series I created a while back called called Cory Makes Movies Right. They were a lot of work. Made a theme song for them and everything. The one I made about the Karate Kid played at a festival, and afterwards a producer chased me down, told me it was awesome, and that he wanted to turn it into a show for MTV. I was excited so I called my wife and told her. Big mistake. Three days later, the producer called to say legal said no no. Apparently in order to use movie clips you not only have to get the studios permission, but every actor’s in the scene as well. That was the end of that sketch series, and i don’t tell my wife about any potential jobs until I sign a contract.

In any case, if you would like to watch the two that I did make (and see the progression in quality from the first to second) here they are:

 

Meanwhile in China

October 17, 2019

Meanwhile in China

When I hear about China stealing secrets from American companies, I worry. When I hear about China spying on average Americans, I worry…about the Chinese guy who has to watch.

I hope you enjoy!

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NYC Holiday

October 10, 2019

NYC Holiday

As dark as it may seem to those living outside NYC, I think this is a post that even the nicest of people living here will appreciate.

I love public transportation, and I think every city should have it, but I don’t love everyone who uses public transportation. Over the years I’ve compiled a mental list of people on the subway who garner my automatic hatred because of the things they do on the train. I don’t have room for them all on one page, so I chose some of the most recognizable.

If you thought this was funny, check out the bit I did about the NYC subways on my album Crooked Bow Tie. Here are links:

Crooked Bow Tie on Apple Music

Crooked Bow Tie on Amazon

End of Endgame

October 3, 2019

End of Endgame

*Avengers Endgame Spoiler Alert: If you haven’t seen the movie, do that and come back and read this.

Hello, friends! Thanks again for coming to my site.

A while back I watched Avengers: Endgame.Β Perhaps it is my age, or maybe twelve years of living in crowded NYC, but when the heroes set forth to attempt to bring back the people Thanos had erased (snap), I was on the fence. I went home and wrote this sketch.

I’ll let it do the rest of the talking.

Remember, I post weekly, so I hope to see you back here next week.

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Best,

Cory

Earth: The Game

September 27, 2019

Earth: The Game

Welcome to my new website! Thanks for checking it out.

I’ve been writing sketches for years, and when I tried to film them they never turned out the way I first envisioned them (almost nothing ever does). Then, a while back I turned a script I wrote into a comic book (the art is taking forever), and I thought why not do that with my sketches.

Turns out it was way easier, and way more fun. No scheduling, no props to buy, no nothing. I write, the artist draws, and voila, here it is.

Come back every Thursday and check out each new post.Β  Or better, sign up for the email list and I’ll send them to you.

I’m posting this particular sketch as my first comic because I wrote it years ago strictly out of sci fi love, knowing I would not have the means to shoot it, but now that I’m making weekly comics, it was a perfect fit. Lots more to come!

Hope to see you next week!

Best,

Cory