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Tired of Pokemon Go taking you to the same old mildly dangerous places? Then it’s time for Pokemon Go Xtreme! It’s like Pokemon Go, but for kids who aren’t wusses!
- Can we make a national "Clean your Door Knob" day? I have to wait 7 days for a new skin layer before I can touch my food.
- I think the sky is broken because water is hitting my face, but my weather app says no rain. #SmartPhoneDumbSky
- They're filming Spider-Man 14 in my neighborhood. Spoiler alert: His uncle is going to die! #GiveittoMarvel https://t.co/C2iyGIZzwB