- Tis time to tell jokes in Jersey. #comedyshoppe https://t.co/9CMyWgHTtE
- Wife is tired of jokes, won't be onstage for 4 hours. MUST find way to be a jackass...this mall computer has a pen?! https://t.co/ik2IpOKy9D
- This buffet should charge everyone wearing sweat pants extra cause you know they're not leaving the same size they came in.